Peace starts with a smile Mother Theresa 

We can do no great things, only small things with great love. Mother Teresa

My life is my message. Mahatma Gandhi

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources. Albert Einstein

The great question - which I have not been able to answer - is: "What does a woman want?" Sigmund Freud

When you put a thing in order, and give it a name, and you are all in accord, it becomes.  old Navajo saying

 A day without laughter is a day wasted. Charlie Chaplin

It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning Henry Ford

When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off against the wind, not with it. Henry Ford

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything  done, ask a woman. Margaret Thatcher

The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it's bad for  you. Isaac Asimov

Egoist: A person of low taste, more interested in himself than in me. Ambrose Bierce  

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour. Gilbert Keith Chesterton

A business that makes nothing but money is a poor business. Henry Ford

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams

Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. Albert Einstein

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill

You see things; and you say: "Why?" But I dream things that never were; and I say: "Why not?" George Bernard Shaw

We made too many wrong mistakes. Yogi Berra

 Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. Samuel Butler  

Future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured. Ambrose Bierce

A Lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. Patrick Murray

Honolulu - it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. Ken Dodd

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat. Alex Levine

Don't find fault, find a remedy. Henry Ford                    

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside. Mark Twain 

Friendship is a plant of slow growth and must undergo and withstand the shocks of adversity before it is entitled to the appellation. George Washington

Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them, they translate it into their own language, and forthwith it means something entirely different. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have  both it's health. J. P. Donleavy

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. Walter Matthau 

The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds; and the pessimist fears this is true.James Branch Cabell 

He who cannot be a good follower cannot be a good leader. Aristotle

The greatest mistake you can make is to be continually fearing you will make one. Elbert Hubbard

 I can't give you a sure-fire formula for success, but I can give you a formula for failure: try to please everybody all the time. Herbert Bayard Swope

n an ugly and unhappy world the richest man can purchase nothing but ugliness and unhappiness. George Bernard Shaw

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. Rodney Dangerfield

There is just one thing I can promise you about the outer-space program - your tax-dollar will go further. Wernher von Braun

I do not know myself and God forbid that I should. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

Science cannot solve the ultimate mystery of nature. And that is because, in the last analysis, we ourselves are part of nature and therefore part of the mystery that we are trying to solve. Max Planck

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. Albert Einstein

Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can. Danny Kaye

If you want a thing done well, do it yourself. Napoleon 

Coffee in England always tastes like a chemistry experiment. Agatha Christie

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong. Mahatma Gandhi

We are the only animals that let our kids come back home. Bill Cosby

If the world were perfect, it wouldn't be. Yogi Berra

When a blind beetle crawls over the surface of a curved branch, it doesn't notice that the track it has covered is indeed curved. I was lucky enough to notice what the beetle didn't notice. Albert Einstein 

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm. Winston Churchill

We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give. Winston Churchill 

Thank God I'm an atheist. Luis Buñuel

Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it. George Bernard Shaw

The first human who hurled an insult instead of a stone was the founder of civilization. Sigmund Freud

Home is where I work and I work everywhere. Alfred Nobel

Without music, life would be a mistake. Friedrich Nietzsche

Where there is love there is life. Mahatma Gandhi

Drop the question what tomorrow may bring, and count as profit every day that fate allows you. Horace

To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk. Thomas Alva Edison 

I am desperately trying to figure out why Kamikaze pilots wore helmets. Dave Edison

 I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. Albert Einstein

 Men willingly believe what they wish. Gaius Julius Caesar

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana. Groucho Marx

 Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever. Mahatma Gandhi

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs. Henry Ford

Everything in life that we really accept undergoes a change. So suffering must become Love. That is the mystery. Katherine Mansfield

Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by

an invisible player. Albert Einstein

Quality means doing it right when no one is looking. Henry Ford

You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. Al Capone

October. This is one of the peculiarly dangerous months to speculate in stocks. Other dangerous months are July, January, September, April, November, May, March, June, December, August and February.Mark Twain

A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain. Mark Twain

You must not fight too often with one enemy, or you will teach him all your tricks of war. Napoleon

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax. Albert  Einstein

Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for  man - who has no gills. Ambrose Bierce

Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm  doing. Wernher von Braun

One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. Henry Ford

 Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere. Carl Sagan

Living is like tearing through a museum. Not until later do you really start absorbing what you saw, thinking about it, looking it up in a book, and remembering - because you can't take it in all at once. Audrey Hepburn 

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invaribly they are both disappointed. Albert Einstein

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. Will Rogers

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. Winston Churchill

 A wonderful fact to reflect upon, that every human creature is constituted to be that profound secret and mystery to every other. Charles Dickens

Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them so much. Oscar Wilde

Saving is a fine thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you. Winston Churchill

 Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. Mark Twain

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. Mark Twain

About all you can do in life is be who you are. Some people will love you for you. Most will love you for what you can do for them, and some won't like you at all. Rita Mae Brown

here's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I'll get married again. Clint Eastwood

Day: A period of twenty-four hours, mostly misspent. Ambrose Bierce

As soon as you trust yourself, you will know how to live. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage. Bob Hope

t has been my observation that most people get ahead during the time that others waste. Henry Ford

Happiness is not achieved by the conscious pursuit of happiness; it is generally the by-product of other activities. Aldous Huxley

There is an alchemy in sorrow. It can be transmuted into wisdom, which, if it does not bring joy, can yet bring happiness. Pearl S. Buck

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former. Albert Einstein

When it's a question of money, everybody is of the same religion. Voltaire

Lack of money is the root of all evil. George Bernard Shaw

I love Thanksgiving turkey ... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. Arnold Schwarzenegger

Year: A period of three hundred and sixty-five disappointments. Ambrose Bierce

Better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt. Mark Twain

Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal. Henry Ford

Curious things, habits. People themselves never knew they had them. Agatha Christie

Christmas begins about the first of December with an office party and ends when you finally realize what you spent, around April fifteenth of the next year. P. J. O'Rourke

Chop your own wood, and it will warm you twice. Henry Ford

Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake. Napoleon

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben

I often quote myself. I find it adds spice to the conversation. George Bernard Shaw

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted. Albert Einstein

Oh! do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast or too slow. I cannot be dictated to by a watch. Jane Austen

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.  Rodney Dangerfield

 A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. Bob Hope

If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. — Milton Berle

 Life is hard. After all it kills you. Katharine Hepburn

Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs.   Henry Ford

I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.   Totie Fields

Forget mistakes. Forget failures. Forget everything except what you're going to do now and do it.  

   William Durant

"He, who every morning plans the 
transactions of the day, and follows that 
plan carries a thread that will guide him 
through a labyrinth of the most busy life"
- Victor Hugo

"You have to believe in yourself 
when no one else does. 
That's what makes you a winner." 
- Venus Williams 

One gets a bad habit of being unhappy.  George Eliot

It has long been an axiom of mine that the little things are infinitely the most important. Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

I think you are wrong to want a heart. It makes most people unhappy. If you only knew it, you are in luck not to have a heart. L. Frank Baum 

"Water is life's mater and matrix, mother and medium.

There is no life without water." ~ Albert Szent-Gyorgyi

Order is the shape upon which beauty depends. Pearl S. Buck

Julia Child (August 15, 1912 – August 13, 2004) was an American chef, author, and television personality. She is recognized for bringing French cuisine to the American public with her debut cookbook, Mastering the Art of French Cooking, and her subsequent television programs, the most notable of which was The French Chef, which premiered in 1963.